2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS