Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.