If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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