OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
