dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
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Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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