I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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