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i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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