Your tits are I can't wait for
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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