I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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