When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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