Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage