My Higher Power is John Stamos
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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