awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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