My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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