Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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