she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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