You work out of a Hotel?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You need a sexual gate keeper
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"