David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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