We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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