I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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