I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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