So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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