How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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