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what?
penguin condom
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
May the power of my ass compel you!!
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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