Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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