I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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