you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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