nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I touched a dick in church today
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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