Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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