I love black thongs
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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