I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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