I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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