One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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