Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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