Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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