let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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