I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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