Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(916): View more from California

she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth

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(616): View more from Michigan

GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?

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(210): View more from Texas

masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"

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(314): View more from Missouri

He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.

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(217): View more from Illinois

just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good

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(+45): View more from Denmark

Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.

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