I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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