Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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