Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.