The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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