haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i think i have two assholes
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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