turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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