I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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