he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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