ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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