Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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