Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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