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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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