the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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