I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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