Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
You smell like stripper and shame
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puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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