mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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