I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
There r osticjed everywhere
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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