My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I think your dad took our porno
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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