In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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