So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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