I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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