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(847): View more from Illinois

ready 4 sex 2nite?

(978): View more from Massachusetts

wow. woo me matt, woo me.

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(760): View more from California

Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that

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(443): View more from Maryland

One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.

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(813): View more from Florida

For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me

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(301): View more from Maryland

Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons

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(205): View more from Alabama

I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.

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(303): View more from Colorado

there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome

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(937): View more from Ohio

He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.

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(703): View more from Virginia

i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.

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