I love black thongs
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
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a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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