Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction