If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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