is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She even gives head with a lisp.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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