I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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